Hello everybody, my name is Ville Mönkkönen. I am a lad from Finland with many a great skill and talent. Don't believe me? Come on down to my site. I'll prove it to you. If you still do not believe me, I am sorry, but I will have to kill you. Because...

...I am, in all actuality (reality included) a BARBARIAN! A vicious man-eating, child-beating, woman...something BARBARIAN! What do you mean I might only be a very hairy biker? Check out my...

...Rings! Is there any tougher a barbarian man that can shove precious metals through his flesh? Vanity?! HAH! These are not simple adornments--they are visible and outwards signs of my sheer POWER! What do you mean I am still missing "something?" Oh, you mean my...

...Helmet! Ok, ok, Joshua did not do a very good job on my helmet. He was too busy admiring my manly, masculine, BARBARIAN!-ish beard. What can I say, it is quite beautiful--I mean BARBARIAN! BARBARIAN! BARBARIAN! BARBARIAN! THERE IS NO SUBSTITUTE! RAAAAARRRR! Of course, I guess I could always be a...

...Pirate! Arr, me hearties. Hoist the sails and buckle the hatches. The warmsie winds from the southlands will bless us so. ...And anything else piratey I can think up. Which isn't much. Oh well. I really am a BARBARIAN! I cannot escape what I am. It does not keep me from pretending, however. I could be a bearded lady, but I cannot prove it to you, right now. These pictures are all 300 x 242 pixels but I assure you that I am really quite larger in real life. I mean, I am a BARBARIAN! am I not? Yes, I am. Don't even think a doubtful thought. Heretic.

Ok, guys and girls, the moment you have all been waiting for. Me. Naked. Man, I am quite a bit hairier without my clothes on. And pink. And now you know more about me than I ever wanted to share with you. Thanks a lot, Josh... ;)~ Really, guys, check out my site, though. I might be a BARBARIAN! but I am a mage when it comes to the code. Oh yeah. Praise Jesus!